*THE VAST HOMOSEXUAL CONSPIRACY*

[The Persnickety Platypus]

This is it. The day of reckoning.

There is no doubt. No more fooling ourselves. A haunting specter has arisen. It's broad hand casts a shadow over our societies most hallowed institutions, and will advert it's force at nothing short of it's ultimate goal:

WORLD DOMINATION


Religious Conservatives have been warning us for years. They have fought countless foes in the perpetration of their noble message (evidence, logic, facts, reason), yet bravely continue their plight of truth. Dauntless and enduring, their message miraculously survives today, even despite the hoards of autocratic homosexual liberal communist abortionists currently controlling our society.

Beware of Liberals; do not succumb to their evil agenda! They will try to smooth talk you, catch you off guard, lead you astray. They will inquire as to why "so called moral Christians" are not concerned with the "real" matters plaquing our world; global poverty, insufficient health care, the energy crisis, global warming, the national debt, inflation, malnutrition, natural disasters, plaque. What they do not realize is that it is the dreaded HOMOSEXUALS who are perpetrating all these ailments!!! It's True!!!

Homosexuals are stealing food from the hungry!!!
Homosexuals are injecting people with illnesses and stealing the government subsidised funds aimed at curing them!!!
Homosexuals are using up all our oil!!!
Homosexuals are melting to polar ice caps, causing sea levels to rise!!!
Homosexuals are responsible for the uncompensated government spending!!! They blackmailed Reagan into starting it, and are doing the same to Bush!!!
Homosexuals are warming the seas and sprinkling magical hurricane dust into the atmosphere!!! They created all the hurricanes last year, and are planning even more this year!!!
Wondering why your dollar isn't worth as much nowadays? Homosexuals!!!
Homosexuals have hi-jacked our education system!!! They are conducting new anal sex classes, and indocrinating our innocent children to their evil ways!!!
Homosexuals eat kittens!!!
Homosexuals seek to destroy the institution of marriage!!! Once gaining ultimate political power, they will decree that all couples separate and choose new same-sex partners!!!
Homosexuals order thousands of babies to be aborted every year against the mother and father's will!!!
Homosexuals are currently in the process of BANNING CHRISTIANITY!!! Don't be mislead by the fact that 98% of our elected leaders are professed Christians!!! Liberal lies!!!



Time is waning! We must do something about these homosexuals, lest they destroy all we hold dear! Now that you are aware of the full extend of the homosexual agenda, you are probably wondering what you can do to join the resistance.

(1) First and foremost, you must sign the petition. Upon signing, you will be admitted to my underground gay/liberal/feminist/abortionist/evolutionist/humanist resistance movement dubbed F.A.G. (Fight Against Gays). Further instruction will follow.

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Our official chant (to be used whenever faced with a particularly compelling pro-gay rights argument) is thus:

"Man+Woman good, Man+Man bad"

(Lyrics by George Orwell)


(2) To avoid indoctrination into the homosexual liberal communist feminist humanist evolutionist abortionist lesbian dogma, one must wear a string of garlic around his neck. (I am told that this also helps fend off vampires. How convenient!)


(3) One must make their social stance known. A few suggestions:

- Make all your posts on message boards related to homosexuality. Never talk about anything that actually matters. Start lots of anti-homo/liberal/evolutionist/feminist/abortionist/ect threads, but never present any actual arguments or evidence. Especially evidence. Evidence is for liberals.

- Loudly exclaim "Ewww that's gross" whenever homosexuality is mentioned in a public setting.

- Stage obnoxious protests outside military funerals. Hold up signs with slogans like "God hates fags" and "America is going to hell for tolerating gays". For more information, visit http://www.godhatesfags.com.




Now, let's get some intelligent discussion going. Questions for debate:

1. What other venues of society have the homosexuals infiltrated?
2. What else can we do to stop them?

[Confused]

Take heart, the world knows how to take care of itself. It is man that is lagging behind. Not surprising. One thing we know about man is that he likes to be lead. We are working towards a world government and a world religion. These will go a long way towards solving our perceived problems.
As to natural consumables. We have yet to touch the surface.

Regards
DL.

I don't know that this would be a good thing. Is this not the criteria that must be met before Christ returns and casts me down into hell? Would it not be in my best interest to have these continuous wars and anti-religions and anti-gay groups to ensure self preservation?

[Greatest I Am]

Take heart, the world knows how to take care of itself. It is man that is lagging behind. Not surprising. One thing we know about man is that he likes to be lead. We are working towards a world government and a world religion. These will go a long way towards solving our perceived problems.
As to natural consumables. We have yet to touch the surface.

Regards
DL.

I don't know that this would be a good thing. Is this not the criteria that must be met before Christ returns and casts me down into hell? Would it not be in my best interest to have these continuous wars and anti-religions and anti-gay groups to ensure self preservation?

If you believe in Hell then you do not believe in a Perfect God. A perfect God can only produce Perfect souls with their sins already paid for by God and Jesus. How many times does God have to tell us this.

Further do you think that Jesus " the includer" would sanction all these wars. No.

Regards
DL.

[Goat]

Take heart, the world knows how to take care of itself. It is man that is lagging behind. Not surprising. One thing we know about man is that he likes to be lead. We are working towards a world government and a world religion. These will go a long way towards solving our perceived problems.
As to natural consumables. We have yet to touch the surface.

Regards
DL.

I don't know that this would be a good thing. Is this not the criteria that must be met before Christ returns and casts me down into hell? Would it not be in my best interest to have these continuous wars and anti-religions and anti-gay groups to ensure self preservation?

If you believe in Hell then you do not believe in a Perfect God. A perfect God can only produce Perfect souls with their sins already paid for by God and Jesus. How many times does God have to tell us this.

Further do you think that Jesus " the includer" would sanction all these wars. No.

Regards
DL.

If there are 'sins' to be paid for, there is no perfection.

[Osiris]

Please...homosexuality has been around long before christianity was concocted. (Sparta?) Leave these people alone and dont impose your religion on the world. This is Hate against a group of normal people. Science (something religion conflicts with on many levels) has long ago determined that people are born gay and its natural. The same as being born with black hair or darker skin. You know who else used this message? The Nazi's. "We hate this group of people so lets get rid of them". Enough. Religion has caused enough problems.

[Greatest I Am]

Take heart, the world knows how to take care of itself. It is man that is lagging behind. Not surprising. One thing we know about man is that he likes to be lead. We are working towards a world government and a world religion. These will go a long way towards solving our perceived problems.
As to natural consumables. We have yet to touch the surface.

Regards
DL.

I don't know that this would be a good thing. Is this not the criteria that must be met before Christ returns and casts me down into hell? Would it not be in my best interest to have these continuous wars and anti-religions and anti-gay groups to ensure self preservation?

If you believe in Hell then you do not believe in a Perfect God. A perfect God can only produce Perfect souls with their sins already paid for by God and Jesus. How many times does God have to tell us this.

Further do you think that Jesus " the includer" would sanction all these wars. No.

Regards
DL.

If there are 'sins' to be paid for, there is no perfection.

I thought that Jesus paid the price for all of us.
Does that bring us back to perfect?

Regards
DL

[Aaron SF]

I hope you are all taking this thread seriously, it is only a matter of time before we take over childrens public television.

I mean "they"... They take over childrens public television.

They have to be stopped at all costs... even if that cost is the destruction of the traditional family.

Quickly to the GospilMobile!!!

[Greatest I Am]

I hope you are all taking this thread seriously, it is only a matter of time before we take over childrens public television.

I mean "they"... They take over childrens public television.

They have to be stopped at all costs... even if that cost is the destruction of the traditional family.

Quickly to the GospilMobile!!!

The traditional family cannot be destroyed.
If it goes then everything goes. It destroys the destroyers.

Regards
DL

[McCulloch]

The traditional family cannot be destroyed.
If it goes then everything goes. It destroys the destroyers.

You mean the traditional family where there may be a few submissive wives and daughters are the property of the father until they are sold to suitable husbands.
Yes, I used to wonder what would happen to society if the character of the traditional family were to change.

[Greatest I Am]

The traditional family cannot be destroyed.
If it goes then everything goes. It destroys the destroyers.

You mean the traditional family where there may be a few submissive wives and daughters are the property of the father until they are sold to suitable husbands.
Yes, I used to wonder what would happen to society if the character of the traditional family were to change.

In my traditional family, we did not have submissive wives and our daughters found their own husbands.

I thought that you were a North American.

What unfortunate country are you from?

Regards
DL

[McCulloch]

The traditional family cannot be destroyed.
If it goes then everything goes. It destroys the destroyers.

You mean the traditional family where there may be a few submissive wives and daughters are the property of the father until they are sold to suitable husbands.
Yes, I used to wonder what would happen to society if the character of the traditional family were to change.

In my traditional family, we did not have submissive wives and our daughters found their own husbands.

I thought that you were a North American.

What unfortunate country are you from?

My mistake. When you referred to traditional family on a Christian debating site, I naturally assumed that you meant the traditional family as described in the Bible, not the far more recent and less well established family tradition of North America and Western Europe.

My point was that traditions change. If you are going to assert that if a particular tradition is immutable and that if it suffers, changes or disappears, you really should provide some evidence. Otherwise, you are simply ranting not debating.