You Might Be a Taliban If............

[East of Eden]

FWIW,


Jeff Foxworthy-you may be a Taliban if::::::::::::

1. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000.00 machine gun and a $5,000.00 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon, "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles; bullet proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothes.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own
at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on you neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States........

[JoeyKnothead]

I ain't too proud to say I didn't laugh, but danged if I ain't shamed I did.

[Nilloc James]

I chuckled and then relized people take this stuff seriously, then I nearly cried.