Is Santana really Satan in disguise?

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Is Santana really Satan in disguise?

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Lorens wrote:You have often heard and read that human beings give this evil spirit and his cohorts, commonly called “devils,� all kinds of names. I shall explain to you why and whence this arch evil spirit received all the different names, and who the devils actually are.
Satana, Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Gog, Magog, the Serpent, the Dragon, the Animal of the Abyss, Lucifer...


You know, if you take the name Satana and add a 'n' between the first 'a' and 't' you have Santana. I'm thinkng there might be a connection here. Because when I listen to Santana, even though his music is cloaked in new age Christian spiritualisms, I feel like being "dirty." It really evokes the naughty nature in me, you know, with all that lascivious Latino conga playing and all. I'm thinking you would have to be a really strong Christian to be able to overcome the temptations of Santana music. Perhaps we should add Santana to the list too.

Questions for debate: Is Santana really Satan in disguise? Is Santana's music a threat to the Christian lifestyle?
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melodious wrote:
Lorens wrote: You know, if you take the name Satana and add a 'n' between the first 'a' and 't' you have Santana.[/b]
You can also read 'god' backward.

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Lorens wrote:You have often heard and read that human beings give this evil spirit and his cohorts, commonly called “devils,� all kinds of names. I shall explain to you why and whence this arch evil spirit received all the different names, and who the devils actually are.
Satana, Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Gog, Magog, the Serpent, the Dragon, the Animal of the Abyss, Lucifer...
[center]Santana? You wish! Behold...

The BEAST ! !
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No, that’s The Animal. THIS is The Beast:

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لا إلـــــــــــــــــــــــــــه

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Nice undies, Beelzebub!

Okay, one more. It's clear Santana is just a minion. There are others whose names don't need any modification at all...

[center]The PRINCE of Darkness

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[center]...and even The Darkness itself...

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Oooo, scary...
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undeterred wrote:Oooo, scary...
You think that's scary. What about:

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Pure satanism!

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Pat Boone finally came out of the closet with his Satanism several years back when he recorded that heavy-metal album.

Here's a list of some more Satanic groups and artists to watchout for:
  • The Beatles
    The Rolling Stones
    The Mamas and Papas
    The Beach Boys
    The Doors
    The Who
    Jimi Hendrix
    Led Zeppelin
    Black Sabbath
    Dio
    Iron Maiden
    Metallica
    Daryl Hall
    Sting
    and my personal favorite, Little Richard
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melodious wrote:Pat Boone finally came out of the closet with his Satanism several years back when he recorded that heavy-metal album.

Here's a list of some more Satanic groups and artists to watchout for:
  • The Beatles
    The Rolling Stones
    The Mamas and Papas
    The Beach Boys
    The Doors
    The Who
    Jimi Hendrix
    Led Zeppelin
    Black Sabbath
    Dio
    Iron Maiden
    Metallica
    Daryl Hall
    Sting
    and my personal favorite, Little Richard
We must not forget that TV show theme song, that when played backwards produced a satanic message. Donald Wildmon lead a burning of records of the Mr Ed Theme song because of that.
“What do you think science is? There is nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. So which part of that exactly do you disagree with? Do you disagree with being thorough? Using careful observation? Being systematic? Or using consistent logic?�

Steven Novella

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:lol:

You guys don't KNOW satanic....until NOW.

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See? Even using FOR GOD "inspired message through song" as an obvious ploy to convince people to deconvert.

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As much as I like to insult folks, and I'm here to tell you, it's kind of a hobby of mine, I hope my insults are 'after the fact'. I think this particular thread has become too gratuitously insulting, and I hope I can be forgiven for having been in it in the first place.

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Moved out of apologetics to Entertainment. Reserve the option to move to Rambling if some debate does not break out soon.
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