How To Identify A Demoniac And Perform An Exorcism

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How To Identify A Demoniac And Perform An Exorcism

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While shopping at Walmart, I noticed a man throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming: "Beelzebub is here!" While the employees were waiting for the police, i decided to perform an exorcism. I recited an incantation and commanded Beelzebub to vacate the aisle. The man continued throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming:" Beelzebub is here!"

How do we identify a demoniac and successfully perform an exorcism?

Are we supposed to identify demoniacs and perform exorcisms?

Are we supposed to help Walmart employees pick up Great Value peanut butter?
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Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pm While shopping at Walmart, I noticed a man throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming: "Beelzebub is here!" While the employees were waiting for the police, i decided to perform an exorcism. I recited an incantation and commanded Beelzebub to vacate the aisle. The man continued throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming:" Beelzebub is here!"

How do we identify a demoniac and successfully perform an exorcism?

Are we supposed to identify demoniacs and perform exorcisms?

Are we supposed to help Walmart employees pick up Great Value peanut butter?
If you were standing, there watching this person and had any other Bible with you except a King James Version, and you decided to cast this so-called demon out, and turned to Matthew 17:21 to get the answer, you would have been in trouble. Every Bible but the King James Bible has removed Jesus' answer to the disciples." The disciples asked Jesus, Matthew 17:19, "Why could not we cast him out?

Jesus' response, "Howbeit this kind(demons) goes not out but by prayer and fasting." So, even if you had the answer, you would have had to go home first and fast all day, then come back.

Problem, by then the guy would have been brought to jail for disturbing the peace.

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Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pm While shopping at Walmart, I noticed a man throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming: "Beelzebub is here!" While the employees were waiting for the police, i decided to perform an exorcism. I recited an incantation and commanded Beelzebub to vacate the aisle. The man continued throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming:" Beelzebub is here!"
Did he mean he is the Beelzebub? Before exorcism, I think it would have been good to ask why he says so.
Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pmHow do we identify a demoniac and successfully perform an exorcism?
I recommend to read what Jesus said about it, how to do it.
Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pmAre we supposed to identify demoniacs and perform exorcisms?
At least not without knowing what to do.
Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pmAre we supposed to help Walmart employees pick up Great Value peanut butter?
If you would be a Walmart employee, would you want help in that case?
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1213 wrote: Fri Mar 07, 2025 5:08 am
Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pm While shopping at Walmart, I noticed a man throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming: "Beelzebub is here!" While the employees were waiting for the police, i decided to perform an exorcism. I recited an incantation and commanded Beelzebub to vacate the aisle. The man continued throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming:" Beelzebub is here!"
Did he mean he is the Beelzebub? Before exorcism, I think it would have been good to ask why he says so.
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placebofactor wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 4:28 pm
Perspectivo wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 12:31 pm While shopping at Walmart, I noticed a man throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming: "Beelzebub is here!" While the employees were waiting for the police, i decided to perform an exorcism. I recited an incantation and commanded Beelzebub to vacate the aisle. The man continued throwing Great Value peanut butter and screaming:" Beelzebub is here!"

How do we identify a demoniac and successfully perform an exorcism?

Are we supposed to identify demoniacs and perform exorcisms?

Are we supposed to help Walmart employees pick up Great Value peanut butter?
If you were standing, there watching this person and had any other Bible with you except a King James Version, and you decided to cast this so-called demon out, and turned to Matthew 17:21 to get the answer, you would have been in trouble. Every Bible but the King James Bible has removed Jesus' answer to the disciples." The disciples asked Jesus, Matthew 17:19, "Why could not we cast him out?

Jesus' response, "Howbeit this kind(demons) goes not out but by prayer and fasting." So, even if you had the answer, you would have had to go home first and fast all day, then come back.

Problem, by then the guy would have been brought to jail for disturbing the peace.
So we should perpetually fast to be in a state of readiness for exorcism?
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