What would you say to the Almight?

Openmind · Post by **Openmind** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:02 am

One normal day, Armageddon arrives, and amidst the fireballs and atomic blasts you realise that you don't believe in God.

As an atheist/agnostic, you find yourself standing before God. Apparently, his efforts to appear non-existant had you fooled, and unless you can tell him why not, he is going to send you to Hell.

What would you say to God, if he allowed you a few minutes to sway him?

QED · Post by **QED** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:22 pm

Q:OK, so you're God huh?
G:Affirmative.
Q:And you created everything but yourself?
G:Sure [laughs] I don't recall seeing anybody else around as I was creating it all.
Q:So you didn't get that creepy feeling that someone else was watching you then?
G:WTF?
Q:Just how certain are you that you're God?
G:Perhaps we should start a new religion...

Negative Proof · Post by **Negative Proof** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:19 am

Yeah, my defense would be something along the lines of what has already been posted. Mainly, I would be more accusatory... much in the style of Zzyzx's (that's fun to say) response.

I'd simply ask him how he could have expected absolute faith from me when he knowingly (omniscient, remember?) gave me a mind that is incapable of such.

OnceConvinced · Post by **OnceConvinced** » Sun May 18, 2008 10:29 pm

Probably something along the lines of:

You created me the way that I am so what did you expect?

or

Your word - the bible, looked to me like something written by primitive men, with contradictions, absurdities and innaccuraces. Not only that, but it was interpretted wrongly by English translators. So how could you possibly expect me to take it seriously? How could you possibly expect me to take it as your word,? To take it as your word, I would have to assume you were less than all-knowing and I didn't want to disrespect you like that.

CONVERTED TO ISLAM · Post by **CONVERTED TO ISLAM** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:47 am

One normal day, Armageddon arrives, and amidst the fireballs and atomic blasts you realise that you don't believe in God.

As an atheist/agnostic, you find yourself standing before God. Apparently, his efforts to appear non-existant had you fooled, and unless you can tell him why not, he is going to send you to Hell.

What would you say to God, if he allowed you a few minutes to sway him?

Let me tell you what would you say

surah (al-anaam )

[24:24]On the Day when their tongues, their hands, and their feet will bear witness against them as to their actions.
[24:25]On that Day Allah will pay them back (all) their just dues, and they will realise that Allah is the (very) Truth, that makes all things manifest

CONVERTED TO ISLAM · Post by **CONVERTED TO ISLAM** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:53 am

QED

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Q:OK, so you're God huh?
G:Affirmative.
Q:And you created everything but yourself?
G:Sure [laughs] I don't recall seeing anybody else around as I was creating it all.
Q:So you didn't get that creepy feeling that someone else was watching you then?
G:WTF?
Q:Just how certain are you that you're God?
G:Perhaps we should start a new religion...

surah ( fater )

[35:37]Therein will they cry aloud (for assistance): "Our Lord! Bring us out: we shall work righteousness, not the (deeds) we used to do!" - "Did We not give you long enough life so that he that would should receive admonition? and (moreover) the warner came to you. So taste ye (the fruits of your deeds): for the wrong-doers there is no helper."

Do you think that day will looks like these days !! No it is a horrible day

CONVERTED TO ISLAM · Post by **CONVERTED TO ISLAM** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:01 am

Negative Proof

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Yeah, my defense would be something along the lines of what has already been posted. Mainly, I would be more accusatory... much in the style of Zzyzx's (that's fun to say) response.

I'd simply ask him how he could have expected absolute faith from me when he knowingly (omniscient, remember?) gave me a mind that is incapable of such.

Surah (al-anaam)
[6:102]That is Allah, your Lord! there is no god but He, the Creator of all things: then worship ye Him: and He hath power to dispose of all affairs

No vision can grasp Him, but His grasp is over all vision: He is above all comprehension, yet is acquainted with all things.

[6:104]"Now have come to you, from your Lord, proofs (to open your eyes): if any will see, it will be for (the good of) his own soul; if any will be blind, it will be to his own (harm): I am not (here) to watch over your doings."

CONVERTED TO ISLAM · Post by **CONVERTED TO ISLAM** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:04 am

OnceConvinced

You created me the way that I am so what did you expect?

Allah do not need your worship

Your word - the bible

It is quran right now

bernee51 · Post by **bernee51** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:48 am

CONVERTED TO ISLAM wrote:
OnceConvinced

You created me the way that I am so what did you expect?
Allah do not need your worship

Your word - the bible
It is quran right now

So what are you - an atheist or a Muslim? Can you be both.

Have you considered that islam was INVENTED because the Arabs had never had a 'saviour' of there own and the whole story is a reaction to the growth of christianity.

Paul of Tarsus is responsible for the birth of Islam. If christianity had not happened islam would not exist.

Allah is a myth and Muhammad is a fraud.

QED · Post by **QED** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:19 am

CONVERTED TO ISLAM wrote:
QED

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Q:OK, so you're God huh?
G:Affirmative.
Q:And you created everything but yourself?
G:Sure [laughs] I don't recall seeing anybody else around as I was creating it all.
Q:So you didn't get that creepy feeling that someone else was watching you then?
G:WTF?
Q:Just how certain are you that you're God?
G:Perhaps we should start a new religion...

surah ( fater )

[35:37]Therein will they cry aloud (for assistance): "Our Lord! Bring us out: we shall work righteousness, not the (deeds) we used to do!" - "Did We not give you long enough life so that he that would should receive admonition? and (moreover) the warner came to you. So taste ye (the fruits of your deeds): for the wrong-doers there is no helper."

Do you think that day will looks like these days !! No it is a horrible day

Yeah, yeah; I've been warned. But you've conveniently overlooked the point of my conversation with the almighty: His/Her/Its existence is a conundrum every bit as much (if not more so) than ours. Despite self-proclaimed divinity, God (by the standards demanded by creationists at any rate) should be reflecting on His/Her/Its own circumstances.

Post by **otseng** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:13 pm

bernee51 wrote:
CONVERTED TO ISLAM wrote:
OnceConvinced

You created me the way that I am so what did you expect?
Allah do not need your worship

Your word - the bible
It is quran right now
So what are you - an atheist or a Muslim? Can you be both.

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