- "Carpel Tunnel" on wrists subject to damage from repeated use.
- Vision has tendency to decay
- Appendix has no discernible use and occasionally bursts, causing serious pain and occasional death
Life Bug Report
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Galphanore
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Life Bug Report
Post #1If there actually were a creator for the universe, and for humans, I think it would only be polite of us to compile a bug report for him so that Human v2.0 could have a better time. So here it is, I'll start, feel free to add as you see fit :
- You are free to do what you want, but you are not free to want what you want.
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Post #3
2nd law of thermodynamics means everything decays, gets rusty, breaks down, dies, and just gets disorganized.
Death. Teaches us no one lives forever, then we go to heaven where everyone lives forever. Like...what?
Principle of conservation of energy means we can't get free energy sources.
Godel's Incompleteness Theorems. What was God thinking of?
Free Will. It's too much responsibility for one puny human.
Spot/zits/boils
Death. Teaches us no one lives forever, then we go to heaven where everyone lives forever. Like...what?
Principle of conservation of energy means we can't get free energy sources.
Godel's Incompleteness Theorems. What was God thinking of?
Free Will. It's too much responsibility for one puny human.
Spot/zits/boils
Post #4
Genetic mutations that lead to disease and death: ie cystic fibrosis
Excessive hormonal imbalances leading to impulsive and violent behavior
Degenerative neurological disorders such as alzheimers and dementia that make one forget about not only their family and life, but also their creator.
Lack of knowledge to combat the evil satan has imposed upon this world.
Faulty immune system that not only fails to fight off some major viruses but also attacks it's own host.
Male nipples: serve no purpose (though are fun to play with)
Hairy backs (just gross)
Excessive hormonal imbalances leading to impulsive and violent behavior
Degenerative neurological disorders such as alzheimers and dementia that make one forget about not only their family and life, but also their creator.
Lack of knowledge to combat the evil satan has imposed upon this world.
Faulty immune system that not only fails to fight off some major viruses but also attacks it's own host.
Male nipples: serve no purpose (though are fun to play with)
Hairy backs (just gross)
What we do for ourselves dies with us,
What we do for others and the world remains
and is immortal.
-Albert Pine
Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one persons definition of your life; define yourself.
-Harvey Fierstein
What we do for others and the world remains
and is immortal.
-Albert Pine
Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one persons definition of your life; define yourself.
-Harvey Fierstein
Post #5
-memory loss
-Disposal of waste thru what is clearly a playground.
-sinus problems. Why put something here that is clearly a problem for us.
-sexual primes for males and females do not line up.
-little toe. What is it for? Other than finding the edge of the couch in the dark.
-Loosing the hair on my head while growing it in my nose and ears.
-memory loss
-Extra ribs. to hold the beer belly in.
-groin in a place that is easily damaged.
-Disposal of waste thru what is clearly a playground.
-sinus problems. Why put something here that is clearly a problem for us.
-sexual primes for males and females do not line up.
-little toe. What is it for? Other than finding the edge of the couch in the dark.
-Loosing the hair on my head while growing it in my nose and ears.
-memory loss
-Extra ribs. to hold the beer belly in.
-groin in a place that is easily damaged.
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Galphanore
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Post #6
upallnite wrote:-Disposal of waste thru what is clearly a playground.
- You are free to do what you want, but you are not free to want what you want.
Re: Life Bug Report
Post #7*WISDOM TEETHGalphanore wrote:If there actually were a creator for the universe, and for humans, I think it would only be polite of us to compile a bug report for him so that Human v2.0 could have a better time. So here it is, I'll start, feel free to add as you see fit :
- "Carpel Tunnel" on wrists subject to damage from repeated use.
- Vision has tendency to decay
- Appendix has no discernible use and occasionally bursts, causing serious pain and occasional death
Early humans had to chew a lot of plants to get enough calories to survive, making another row of molars helpful. Only about 5 percent of the population has a healthy set of these third molars.
(but the don't make you wise)
*MALE UTERUS
A remnant of an undeveloped female reproductive organ hangs off the male prostate gland.
(no babys here)
*COCCYX
These fused vertebrae are all that’s left of the tail that most mammals still use for balance and communication. Our hominid ancestors lost the need for a tail before they began walking upright.
(where do you stand?)
