Goddidit

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Goddidit

Something you don't understand? “Goddidit�
Something science can't explain (yet)? “Goddidit�
Something good happens? “Goddidit�
Something bad happens? “God didn't do it. It's your / his / her fault or the Devil or free will – but definitely not God.�

Something science now explains? “Oops. Maybe God didn't do that after all. But let's talk about what happens after you die or infinity or origin of the universe or infinite regression. I have a word salad for you and a lot of stories.�

Something in scripture that doesn't make sense? “Let me explain what the Bible really means. I know how to read and 'interpret' better than you do and I can translate better than professionals who translated the Bible into English.�

Something I say that disagrees with Christian scholars and theologians? “What do they know? So what if they spend a lifetime studying scriptures. Whenever they disagree with me they are wrong.�

Something that other Christians say or do differently? “They aren't REAL Christians (like me)�

Something from science contradicts religious stories? “Scientists are one big conspiracy against religion. They can't be trusted – except if I need medical attention or modern conveniences – OR if something they say agrees with me; THAT part is right (even if I don't understand what they say). I know all about science because I watch television and read creationist websites.�

Doubt that Goddidit? “See that tree, that is evidence that Goddidit. What more do you need?�

Want a second opinion? “Ask me again and I'll tell you the same stories over and over.�

How do I know Goddidit? “It says so right here in this book – and besides, I think so (and so does my preacher).�

Want proof that Goddidit? “Read this book and BELIEVE so you can go to heaven after you die (and it helps to contribute to the preachers' assistance fund).�


Does any of this sound familiar?

[Pazuzu bin Hanbi]

Apparently more than 211,00 homicides committed in the US since 1980 are unsolved. Nobody knows who did them. According to religious logic...

GODDIDIT!