This is typically how the Christian God is described. A very human-like elderly man not unlike Santa Claus sitting on a throne in heaven looking down upon earth watching very move that every single person ever makes.
Of course this picture is not up to date, because after the New Testament we should now see Jesus sitting in a second throne on the right-hand of God. Christianity is a polytheistic religion now. It has two God sitting on thrones, a Father God and as Son God. This is absolutely necessary based upon scriptures because the New Testament scripture describe Jesus
Mark.16:19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
Luke.22:69 Hereafter shall the Son of man sit on the right hand of the power of God.
Acts.7:55 But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looked up stedfastly into heaven, and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of God,
Heb.12:2 Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
1Pet.3:22 Who is gone into heaven, and is on the right hand of God; angels and authorities and powers being made subject unto him.
There are many more scriptural references to Jesus sitting at the right hand of the throne of God. So now a proper picture of Christian Heaven requires two Gods sitting on two thrones. It cannot be said to be a monotheistic religion. This is no different from Zeus and Apollo.
Bet getting back to the topic at hand, just how human are Jesus and Yahweh?
Clearly they both feel a need to sit down. Do they get tired of standing?
Clearly Jesus needed to take his physical body back with him to heaven. It only makes sense that he's still using that same body, otherwise why bother taken it back with him? Also will he forever have his scars from the crucifixion? Or have they all healed by now in heaven?
Clearly the Father God must also have a physical human like body as well since he is also sitting on a throne. That brings up more questions. Is there gravity in heaven? If so, is heaven on a planet? What causes gravity in heaven?
Does God have wings like the angels? Can God fly? Will Jesus grow wings too or do God and Jesus just levitate without the need of any wings? Also if they can levitate without wings why bother sitting on thrones? Why not just levitate? Does levitating cause them to tire?
Do they ever do anything other than just sitting on these thrones spying into everyone's business? Is watching humans entertaining to them? Have their created humans for the purpose of having a live soap opera to watch?
Don't they ever have anything better to do with themselves?
Do they eat? Do they go to the bathroom? Are there toilets in heaven, or do their thrones double as toilets? Maybe that's what their thrones actually are?
Does anyone truly take this view of God seriously?
Well, that's not the real question I'd like to open for discussion. The real question for discussion is:
Just how human are Yahweh and Jesus?
And why are they sitting down all the time? Are they tired? Do they ever get up to exercise? Is it possible to look up into heaven at some point in time and actually see two empty thrones there because Jesus and Yahweh went off to do something else for a while?
The overwhelming feeling of Ezekiel 1 is motion but animating it would be very difficult and expensive.
