Im sad.....

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Im Sad...

Just wanted to share, if other people (lets say Harvey/Al/John) hear that I am sad, then they will not feel as bad about their miserable life. Or to be blunt, im just a nice guy.


I miss my wife. She´s on the other side of the planet, and for John & Gang, no, its not sex, i miss her. I miss holding her, kissing her, just walking around holding her hand and telling her how much i love her. I dont give a rats a** about anyone else, but my wife, i have a weak spot for, or rather, a rash.

We are expecting our first child. Im personally hoping for a baby girl, but consider the amount of sex we have its most likely to be a boy, or rather, its HIGHLY likely to be a boy. You see the more sex a man have, or atleast ejaculation, that shifts the amount of spermatozoon, the more XY chromosomes are produced. So the more you have sex, the more likely it is you will have a XY child (boy). Comparison to this, if you really wish to have a girl, you would just need to hold yourself for a week or two, and have a small ampunt of sex, or atleast avoid as much conception as possible, and you are highly likely to get a baby girl.

In any case, im as of now a very happy soon-to-be-daddy. But because im not with my wife, im worried, in no good mood, simply, i miss her so much. I want to be with her, not here.


If there only existed a God that could make all fine, would´nt such a fictional tale be nice? Oh well.


p.s happy late easter.