I remember a TV preacher once asking his broadcast audience, "If you were Satan....." I don't remember the rest of the question, but I seem to remember that he was talking about prophecy and arguing that Satan was up to some diabolical mischief ("If you were Satan, isn't that what you would do?").
A lot of detail in Christian scripture about what is to happen before Jesus returns is tied to the activity of "Satan". The appearance of the "antichrist", in particular, is supposed to be part of Satan's last gambit before he goes down to utter defeat.
Since it was asked of me how I would react if I were Satan, I think it's fair for me to answer. I know that "Satan" is supposed to be a being of superhuman intelligence, but I can't help thinking that if such a being actually existed and if I were that being, I could do a lot better.
If I were "Satan", I would scrap the antichrist plan. If it's all laid out in the Bible, then everyone knows what to expect and you've lost the element of surprise. With that one simple deviation from the prophetic scenario, the whole thing would be gummed up. No antichrist, no mark of the beast, no abomination of desolation, no anything I was supposed to do as Satan to set the stage for the return of Jesus. And without those prophetic components in place, Jesus couldn't return to fulfill prophecy. And how could anyone stop me? I wouldn't be taking some action which could be prevented; I would be defeating prophecy by not taking action.
So let me pass the preacher's question on to you. If you were "Satan", what would you do----or not do----to thwart prophecy?
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Calling a logical conclusion a "false dichotomy" doesn't make it one.I would know that "All prophecy must be fullfilled or all christianity is wrong." is a false dichotomy.
I would know that especially, because as Satan I would live in a biblical context.
Aren't you the one who questioned "Satan's" intelligence? How would his greater wisdom not inform him that he could nullify prophecy by not carrying it out?I am sure that Satan is aware of more details of all kinds, and so his action or inactions would be according to his greater wisdom.
How would knowing what 'Satan" was going to choose not to do force him to do it?is "god" in your scenario supposed to be omnipotent, so that nothing Satan thinks or does escapes him?
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Post #292[Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #289
What would happen instead of Christian prophecy being fulfilled wouldn't matter.So it has to matter to him what happens then.
It is not up to you to decide what doesnt matter.
If "Satan's" part in prophecy weren't fulfilled, what could he be accused of doing? If he couldn't be accused, what could he be found guilty of? If he couldn't be found guilty, how could he be punished?If I am wrong you have to be able to eyplain how your scenario helps Satan.
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Post #293A false Dichotomy naturally tends to pose on a logical conclusion, as you are poving here.Athetotheist wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:28 pm [Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #290Calling a logical conclusion a "false dichotomy" doesn't make it one.I would know that "All prophecy must be fullfilled or all christianity is wrong." is a false dichotomy.
I would know that especially, because as Satan I would live in a biblical context.
I questioned his Super Intelligence, whatever you meant by it.Athetotheist wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:28 pmAren't you the one who questioned "Satan's" intelligence? How would his greater wisdom not inform him that he could nullify prophecy by not carrying it out?I am sure that Satan is aware of more details of all kinds, and so his action or inactions would be according to his greater wisdom.
And you do not have his greater wisdom, so how can you tell him how he has to act on it?
If he is all knowing, would he really make a prophecy without knowing that Satan would try to thwart it by not acting on it?Athetotheist wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:28 pmHow would knowing what 'Satan" was going to choose not to do force him to do it?is "god" in your scenario supposed to be omnipotent, so that nothing Satan thinks or does escapes him?
Not to you now, but for all involved then it would matter!Athetotheist wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:36 pm [Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #289What would happen instead of Christian prophecy being fulfilled wouldn't matter.So it has to matter to him what happens then.
It is not up to you to decide what doesnt matter.
Why do you debate this way? It is far from reasonable.
According to bible he is guilty of insurgence against "god", of talking Eve into eating fruit, of allegedly doing mischief since then . . .Athetotheist wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:36 pmIf "Satan's" part in prophecy weren't fulfilled, what could he be accused of doing? If he couldn't be accused, what could he be found guilty of? If he couldn't be found guilty, how could he be punished?If I am wrong you have to be able to eyplain how your scenario helps Satan.
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Post #295According to mormon doctrine Jesus and Satan are Brothers.Avoice wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:46 am[Replying to POI in post #2]
If Jesus is like anyone he is like Satan.
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"Joseph Smith can't possibly have been a deceiver.
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Post #296[Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #293
You keep talking about "Satan" as if you believe that he exists. I thought you didn't.I questioned his Super Intelligence, whatever you meant by it.
And you do not have his greater wisdom, so how can you tell him how he has to act on it?
Would he really be all-knowing if the prophecy didn't come true?If he is all knowing, would he really make a prophecy without knowing that Satan would try to thwart it by not acting on it?
If the prophecies weren't fulfilled, how much else could be counted on to be accurate?According to bible he is guilty of insurgence against "god", of talking Eve into eating fruit, of allegedly doing mischief since then . . .
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Post #297If you ask questions about how Satan would act in a certain Situation, given certain possibilitys of course everyone to answer that, of course answers it in a context where Satan & Co are real.Athetotheist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:32 pm [Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #293You keep talking about "Satan" as if you believe that he exists. I thought you didn't.I questioned his Super Intelligence, whatever you meant by it.
And you do not have his greater wisdom, so how can you tell him how he has to act on it?
Is like on a Star Trek Convention you ask:" If Kirk and Spock were on a Secret Mission on Klingone Homeworld Kronos, ans Kirk would suddenly Murder Spock would then the Klingons put Kirk on a Klingon Trial for Murder?"
And then you cry: "Of course not, for Kli go s do not exist!"
Its not even funny, and no one would want to debate you this way!
You tell me!Athetotheist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:32 pmWould he really be all-knowing if the prophecy didn't come true?If he is all knowing, would he really make a prophecy without knowing that Satan would try to thwart it by not acting on it?
You tell me!Athetotheist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:32 pmIf the prophecies weren't fulfilled, how much else could be counted on to be accurate?According to bible he is guilty of insurgence against "god", of talking Eve into eating fruit, of allegedly doing mischief since then . . .
“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. But if you drown a man in a fish pond, he will never have to go hungry again
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"Only Experts in Reformed Egyptian should be allowed to critique the Book of Mormon
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"Joseph Smith can't possibly have been a deceiver.
For if he had been, the Angel Moroni never would have taken the risk of enthrusting him with the Golden Plates
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"Only Experts in Reformed Egyptian should be allowed to critique the Book of Mormon
"Joseph Smith can't possibly have been a deceiver.
For if he had been, the Angel Moroni never would have taken the risk of enthrusting him with the Golden Plates
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Post #298[Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #297
Athetotheist wrote:Would he really be all-knowing if the prophecy didn't come true?
Why can't you tell me?You tell me!
Athetotheist wrote:If the prophecies weren't fulfilled, how much else could be counted on to be accurate?
Same question.You tell me!
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Post #299Because it is your OP, your question, your very own biblical scenario. And here you only allow answers that you like. Everything I put up you resist to accept.Athetotheist wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:41 pm [Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #297Athetotheist wrote:Would he really be all-knowing if the prophecy didn't come true?Why can't you tell me?You tell me!
Athetotheist wrote:If the prophecies weren't fulfilled, how much else could be counted on to be accurate?Same question.You tell me!
Therefore I conclude that you make your own biblical standards and contexts in this scenario of yours.
“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. But if you drown a man in a fish pond, he will never have to go hungry again
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"Only Experts in Reformed Egyptian should be allowed to critique the Book of Mormon
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"Joseph Smith can't possibly have been a deceiver.
For if he had been, the Angel Moroni never would have taken the risk of enthrusting him with the Golden Plates
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"Only Experts in Reformed Egyptian should be allowed to critique the Book of Mormon
"Joseph Smith can't possibly have been a deceiver.
For if he had been, the Angel Moroni never would have taken the risk of enthrusting him with the Golden Plates
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Post #300I've been trying to keep a hypothetical scenario within a biblical context, without interference from Spiderman.The Nice Centurion wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:37 pmBecause it is your OP, your question, your very own biblical scenario. And here you only allow answers that you like. Everything I put up you resist to accept.Athetotheist wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:41 pm [Replying to The Nice Centurion in post #297Athetotheist wrote:Would he really be all-knowing if the prophecy didn't come true?Why can't you tell me?You tell me!
Athetotheist wrote:If the prophecies weren't fulfilled, how much else could be counted on to be accurate?Same question.You tell me!
Therefore I conclude that you make your own biblical standards and contexts in this scenario of yours.

