Should witch burning be reinstated under the law? What other religious tests should be given the force of law?richardP wrote: If you are referring to religious dogmatics of a few hundred or so years ago, you also need to consider that the extreme punishment of witches was (sadly) abandoned long before the constitution was written. In my opinion it should be reinstated.
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Post #1Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John
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The truth will make you free.
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Wankers, witches, and wizards.
Just the thought of them turns me gizzards
Should we burn the damned lot
In flames that are hot
Or freeze them in Arctic blizzards?
Wankers, witches, and wizards.
Just the thought of them turns me gizzards
Should we burn the damned lot
In flames that are hot
Or freeze them in Arctic blizzards?
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Maybe not Arctic blizzards, but I have read that many of the witches who were accused in the Salem Witch Trials and not immediately executed, later died in prison from exposure to the cold.The Tongue wrote: [Replying to post 5 by southern cross]
Wankers, witches, and wizards.
Just the thought of them turns me gizzards
Should we burn the damned lot
In flames that are hot
Or freeze them in Arctic blizzards?
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While their husbands, who had brought the accusations against their wives, knowing that the church who wouldn't allow them to divorce their wives, but would kill them instead, were out shacking up with a younger and better looking woman.JohnPaul wrote:Maybe not Arctic blizzards, but I have read that many of the witches who were accused in the Salem Witch Trials and not immediately executed, later died in prison from exposure to the cold.The Tongue wrote: [Replying to post 5 by southern cross]
Wankers, witches, and wizards.
Just the thought of them turns me gizzards
Should we burn the damned lot
In flames that are hot
Or freeze them in Arctic blizzards?
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But the Puritans were good Christians!!! Don't we celebrate them every Thanksgiving Day, and tell the little kiddies in our schools inspiring stories about how they came to America to escape religious persecution? Hmmm. Something wrong here.The Tongue wrote:While their husbands, who had brought the accusations against their wives, knowing that the church who wouldn't allow them to divorce their wives, but would kill them instead, were out shacking up with a younger and better looking woman.JohnPaul wrote:Maybe not Arctic blizzards, but I have read that many of the witches who were accused in the Salem Witch Trials and not immediately executed, later died in prison from exposure to the cold.The Tongue wrote: [Replying to post 5 by southern cross]
Wankers, witches, and wizards.
Just the thought of them turns me gizzards
Should we burn the damned lot
In flames that are hot
Or freeze them in Arctic blizzards?
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JohnPaul wrote]............But the Puritans were good Christians!!! Don't we celebrate them every Thanksgiving Day,
They may have been pompous and pious, pretentious, puritan people, who ran around kissing their Bishops ring, and you might celebrate them every Thanksgiving Day over there in Yanky land, but over here in the land down-under we don’t celebrate them professed christians, who went to America to persecute the American Indians because of their ancestral religious beliefs, nor do we celebrate the same hypocrites who came to the land down-under.
JohnPaul wrote]............But the Puritans were good Christians!!! Don't we celebrate them every Thanksgiving Day,
They may have been pompous and pious, pretentious, puritan people, who ran around kissing their Bishops ring, and you might celebrate them every Thanksgiving Day over there in Yanky land, but over here in the land down-under we don’t celebrate them professed christians, who went to America to persecute the American Indians because of their ancestral religious beliefs, nor do we celebrate the same hypocrites who came to the land down-under.
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Post #16I am in awe that someone would support such an idea! Are witches a problem today? I haven't seen any lately. I can't believe a person is in favor of the Salem witch trials.McCulloch wrote:Should witch burning be reinstated under the law? What other religious tests should be given the force of law?richardP wrote: If you are referring to religious dogmatics of a few hundred or so years ago, you also need to consider that the extreme punishment of witches was (sadly) abandoned long before the constitution was written. In my opinion it should be reinstated.
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Post #17I'm sure that you realise that this is all tongue in the cheek stuff, and your "AWE," in reality is, "AWWWW come on fellows."Nickman wrote:I am in awe that someone would support such an idea! Are witches a problem today? I haven't seen any lately. I can't believe a person is in favor of the Salem witch trials.McCulloch wrote:Should witch burning be reinstated under the law? What other religious tests should be given the force of law?richardP wrote: If you are referring to religious dogmatics of a few hundred or so years ago, you also need to consider that the extreme punishment of witches was (sadly) abandoned long before the constitution was written. In my opinion it should be reinstated.
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Post #18If all fundamentalist Christians, homophobic and misogynistic people would also burned, I could agree with YES. Otherwise, of course not!Divine Insight wrote:As a witch I'll vote no.McCulloch wrote: Should witch burning be reinstated under the law? What other religious tests should be given the force of law?![]()
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Re: Burn the Witches!
Post #19[Replying to post 1 by McCulloch]
What's the difference between burning Witches (which hasn't happened in CENTURIES and tearing apart viable human beings in their mother's uterus via a D & C procedure? (Which happens every few minutes.
Have you ever seen the remains of a human child torn to pieces by a Doctor or Nurse using a D & C method? Utterly gruesome, barbaric, pitiless.
And do you have the actual numbers of witches that actually met their death via burnings or other murderous ways?
What's the difference between burning Witches (which hasn't happened in CENTURIES and tearing apart viable human beings in their mother's uterus via a D & C procedure? (Which happens every few minutes.
Have you ever seen the remains of a human child torn to pieces by a Doctor or Nurse using a D & C method? Utterly gruesome, barbaric, pitiless.
And do you have the actual numbers of witches that actually met their death via burnings or other murderous ways?
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Post #20So you are saying that burning witches was valid because your "church" "religion" condoned it, but abortion is not valid because your "church" "religion" doesn't condone it?99percentatheism wrote: [Replying to post 1 by McCulloch]
What's the difference between burning Witches (which hasn't happened in CENTURIES and tearing apart viable human beings in their mother's uterus via a D & C procedure? (Which happens every few minutes.
Have you ever seen the remains of a human child torn to pieces by a Doctor or Nurse using a D & C method? Utterly gruesome, barbaric, pitiless.
And do you have the actual numbers of witches that actually met their death via burnings or other murderous ways?