Are We Now In The End Times/Latter Days?

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Are We Now In The End Times/Latter Days?

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From the article here:

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Pastor Willard Johnson wrote: >my bolding<
"The Bible is being fulfilled. It says that in latter days, you have all these kinds of things coming up, trying to disrupt the validity of Christianity," Johnson said. "If they don't believe in God, how do they believe they came about? We denounce what they are doing. But we do it with love, with gentleness, with decency and with compassion."
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1- Why should I believe this expert in his field?
2- Why should I not believe this expert in his field?
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Nothing new. This type of talk has been going on for the last 2000 years, so I am led to believe. Everything's always much worse than it's ever been in history. Of course it always seems a lot worse when its you that has to go through all the shit yourself. Christians have never had it as bad as they did back in the first century when they were being used as candles to light cities and providing the lions with something to chow down on.

This sort of doom and gloom stuff, I've been hearing all my life, from when I was a kid. This guy's just another one of those nuts standing around with a sign that reads "The end is near!"

Society and its morals evolve and will continue to evolve. The bible however remains the same and just requires more and more apologetics and claims of "metaphors" and "symbolism" to justify it.

Prayer is like rubbing an old bottle and hoping that a genie will pop out and grant you three wishes.

There is much about this world that is mind boggling and impressive, but I see no need whatsoever to put it down to magical super powered beings.


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You know, there were some Christians that lived next door to me and then suddenly they just disappeared. I don't know what happened to them. I'm thinkin' it's that rapture I've been waitin' so long for. Just think... if all the Christians were "taken up" by their god, we would have the earth to ourselves (us heathens). Of course, we would still have the Muslims to deal with, but if the Christians were gone maybe they would be happier, feeling as though they had won. I don't know why Christians worry so much about Muslims taking over the world when they're just waiting to be "raptured up" by Jesus anyway. If I thought Jesus was coming back to take me to heaven, I wouldn't care what religion dominated the world. I would say, "Hey, you guys can have it, 'cause I'm waitin' for Jesus, and according to my preacher, the end-of-days is here. So I'm just gonna kinda hang out until he gets here."

Hey, there he is over there now at my other neighbor's house!!! Hey, Jesus... over here! Why is he ignoring me? Oh yea, I forgot... I'm a Satanist who actually takes pleasure in living life without arbitrary inhibitions instead of buying into religious self-deceiving escapisms. Well, I guess I'll see ya later, Larry... or maybe not.

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What scares me most about end times theology is some folks seem to wanna hurry it along. If someone doesn't care about dying, it sure makes reasoning with them difficult as heck.
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joeyknuccione wrote:What scares me most about end times theology is some folks seem to wanna hurry it along. If someone doesn't care about dying, it sure makes reasoning with them difficult as heck.
Yea, I know what you mean, Joey. They seem to get excited when they talk about the "end-of-days" - it's rather disturbing. However, most of them are just a bunch of drones who would agree with almost anything their preacher said. (Read with a Hillbilly accent) "You sayin' Jesus is comin' to take us up, Preacher. Well, sounds good to me, and if my wife says it's good, then it's good because she's the religious one in the family for us all, being so close to Jesus and everything."

These people are not the leaders of the thinking world; they are the followers of the dumbed-down religious world. If they ever had an original thought, it probably hurt their brains, so they refrain from any such future intellectual activity. I say this because once when I was talking to a Christian girl where I worked and was getting into a lot of heavy scholarship of religion and the Bible, she told me, "I don't think much about all that stuff. It just hurts my brain too much."

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It used to excite me. I even wrote a few stories that involved the end times when I was younger and yearned for it to arrive so I could get out of the daily grind of work and have some real excitement.

However I could never buy the ridiculous idea of the rapture. To believe that you have to do some severe twisting and mutilation of scripture.

Society and its morals evolve and will continue to evolve. The bible however remains the same and just requires more and more apologetics and claims of "metaphors" and "symbolism" to justify it.

Prayer is like rubbing an old bottle and hoping that a genie will pop out and grant you three wishes.

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OnceConvinced wrote:It used to excite me. I even wrote a few stories that involved the end times when I was younger...
You should get together with those guys who wrote the "Left Behind" series and see if they are interested in your stories. You might make a million, man. People love that stuff and buy it up by the barrel loads. I think I might start a project like that which would appeal to the bottom-feeders of religion. That's a great idea. Sell a billion copies of some book and then afterwards come out of the closet with my Satanism. That would then be a whole other media explosion and I could write another book about that, making more millions. And then maybe a film of my life story? Genius! Thanks for the inspiration, man.

I've always wanted to live a double life - preacher by day; occultist by night. Now that would be the best of both worlds.

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melodious wrote:You know, there were some Christians that lived next door to me and then suddenly they just disappeared. I don't know what happened to them. I'm thinkin' it's that rapture I've been waitin' so long for. Just think... if all the Christians were "taken up" by their god, we would have the earth to ourselves (us heathens). Of course, we would still have the Muslims to deal with, but if the Christians were gone maybe they would be happier, feeling as though they had won. I don't know why Christians worry so much about Muslims taking over the world when they're just waiting to be "raptured up" by Jesus anyway. If I thought Jesus was coming back to take me to heaven, I wouldn't care what religion dominated the world. I would say, "Hey, you guys can have it, 'cause I'm waitin' for Jesus, and according to my preacher, the end-of-days is here. So I'm just gonna kinda hang out until he gets here."

Hey, there he is over there now at my other neighbor's house!!! Hey, Jesus... over here! Why is he ignoring me? Oh yea, I forgot... I'm a Satanist who actually takes pleasure in living life without arbitrary inhibitions instead of buying into religious self-deceiving escapisms. Well, I guess I'll see ya later, Larry... or maybe not.

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Those Christians probably just disappeared into a bomb shelter underneath their house. In the rapture, there are only 144,000 Jewish people that get a ride to heaven. Christians have to stay and suffer just like the rest of us. Remember that we must always be on the lookout for the rapture. If it ever happens you know what to do. Just duck and cover.

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I don't engage in eschatology. The ambiguity of Revelations and other prophetic books seems to imply that there is something we--or Someone Else--is not supposed to know. If this Someone Else were Satan, then we're probably not going to get anywhere meaningful in our eschatological studies, for the simple reason that God doesn't want the news to get out. :lol:

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Skyler wrote:I don't engage in eschatology. The ambiguity of Revelations and other prophetic books seems to imply that there is something we--or Someone Else--is not supposed to know. If this Someone Else were Satan, then we're probably not going to get anywhere meaningful in our eschatological studies, for the simple reason that God doesn't want the news to get out. :lol:
Considering the many inconsistencies and fantastical claims, I got a feeling God don't want any news to get out.
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