Now that I’m back on my laptop, I can give this nonsense the attention it deserves.
TheLibertarian wrote:cnorman18 wrote:Yeah, all of that was important - if you're trying to establish whether someone is a Jew by birth. It's irrelevant to conversion. There are black African Jews who are not Ethiopian, genius, and ALL the branches accept converts who have no Jewish ancestors at all. I won't even bother with a reference: anybody can Google "Orthodox Conversion" and find dozens.
Except, as Rabbi Learner said, the Orthodox will not convert someone who has no Jewish ancestry. It's all there, black on white.
Really? Where does he say that?
The article you quoted was about determining whether a person is a Jew
by birth, as I said, which is entirely unrelated to conversion. The words "convert" or "conversion" do not even appear in that article.
HERE, by contrast, is the ENTIRE list of articles by that same Rabbi Lerner on the subject of conversion to Judaism, and you’ll see there
not - one - word, not one, that mentions Jewish descent
of any kind being required for conversion,
even among the Orthodox. (By the way, if you’re going to go to the good rabbi for your answers, even if you’re quote-mining articles on unrelated subjects, you might take the trouble to spell his name right.)
There are two ways to be or become Jewish: (1) by being born to a Jewish mother, and (2) by a formal rite of conversion conducted by a rabbi and ratified by a
beth din, or rabbinical court. If one is born to a Jewish mother, the details of which laws are the subject of the article you quoted, conversion is of course not necessary; and a Jew by birth may or may not practice or believe the religion. If one wishes to convert, belief is of course necessary -- why else would one convert? But even there, specific dogmas are not required; there is no Jewish “Creed,� no list of required theological beliefs that are acknowledge by everyone to be necessary to be a religious Jew, not even, again, among the Orthodox (the Orthodox do specify required religious
practices, but that is another matter).
Judaism is both a community and a religion; it is, as has been said elsewhere on this forum and by other people than myself, more like a family than either a “race� or a “church.� It is neither. It has been compared to becoming a citizen of a nation; one may be born so, or one may be made so by a court of justice -- and citizens may, or may not, believe in and support the laws and beliefs common to that nation. "Believing" that one is Greek or American or British doesn't make one a citizen; only birth, or the action of a court, does.
Like I said, you very clearly know next to nothing about Judaism. The word
halakha means "Jewish law," for instance -- Jewish law in general, not the principle of hereditary Judaism. It's fun to watch you pretend to know things about which you know virtually nothing.
Instead of finding articles on Google that you can quote-mine, whether or not they support your bizarre opinions, you might read some basic books about Judaism before you claim to know anything whatever about it. You don’t.
Certain liberal/Reform sects might - but they're about as closely related to authentic, historical Judaism as are Christian Scientists to first-century Christianity, or as Wiccans are to historical European paganism.
You evidently don’t even know that, in spite of its name, Conservative Judaism is a
liberal movement within the Jewish community. Rabbi Lerner, whom you quoted, is a Conservative, not an Orthodox, Jew, and so by referencing his opinions
you are acknowledging liberal Judaism as authentic. You didn’t even realize that, did you?
In any case, Jews acknowledge each other as Jews regardless of the branch we are affiliated with. When I myself was considering with which branch to affiliate, I asked
an Orthodox rabbi his opinion -- and he told me, and I quote, “Whichever makes you feel the most comfortable.
A Jew is a Jew.� Some extreme Orthodox denounce Reform Jews, as well as non-practicing Jews, as “not real Jews� -- we have our crazy fundamentalists too.
Feel free to call me a liar. That would also be proving my case, of course. It is a dogma of antisemites that “Jews lie as reflexively and unthinkingly as humans breathe,� as Alex Linder says.
Moreover, what does it mean to be a Jew "by birth", if Judaism isn't connected to a distinct ethnicity? For years now the Jews have been telling us that Judaism is merely one religion among many - and then cry "racism" whenever anyone has negative feelings towards it. It is either a religion, just as disconnected from any ethnicity as any other and hence just as vulnerable to criticism as they, or it is a tribalistic cult, in which case the charge of "racism" against its critics might be true (and against which it, too, is vulnerable).
See above. Judaism is both a community and a religion. They are connected, but they are not the same. Like I said -- learn something before you begin spouting nonsense.
As predicted, you know nothing. Show us all your brilliance on the rest of these ancient, false and slanderous antisemitic myths.
As predicted, you've moved on into defensive vagaries after you've been bested.
“Bested�? You wish.
Look at the list of articles from your own Rabbi Lerner and find me a quote that says Gentiles must have some degree of Jewish ancestry to be converted, even among the Orthodox.
Look anywhere. It just isn’t true, and you won’t find a Jewish source anywhere on the Web or anywhere in the world -- not Orthodox, not Hasid, not anywhere -- that proves your claim.
Go ahead; prove me wrong. Prove that you have “bested� me with your off-topic quote-mining.
But, pray tell, what "ancient, false and slanderous antisemitic" myths am I here arguing for? I don't think that "the Jewish special interest group has an undue stranglehold over the national dialogue" is false. Neither do I believe that "Jews are insular and keep to their own, and are hypocritical for attacking others who choose do to the same with regards to them" is slanderous. And I think even most Jews would agree with me that Judaism draws a sharp distinction between Jews and non-Jews, and, under the guise that Gentiles have a 'lesser' burden through the Noahide laws, actually makes stricter demands of them, e.g. the ger toshav, to be accepted in that community.
Like I said; running like a rabbit.
I see I have to be specific and deal with your (discarded in panic) allegations one at a time, so you won’t change the subject, bait-and-switch, and back off to reasonable-sounding (though still largely false) claims, as you have here.
How about this one? This ought to be EASY for you:
TheLibertarian wrote:
Judaism is also racist… excluding outsiders from its learning.
Like I said; the Talmud is available in any large library; it runs to fifty volumes or more in English, depending on the translation. The entire corpus of Jewish literature and learning is available to anyone all over the world. How and why are “outsiders�
excluded from ANY Jewish “learning�? Can you back that up -- from
Jewish sources, as opposed to anti-Semitic websites and books?
Your claim that Judaism is exclusive on an ethnic basis has been exploded (unless, of course, you can find some source somewhere that raises it from the dead); try this one. It’s baloney too, and you don’t have a chance in Hell of proving that this is a Jewish teaching or practice. The learning of our religion is open to all.
Deal with that one; you said much more than that, and we’re going to go over every word of it. I’m not going to let you off with a change of subject and a panicked retreat.
I'm still laughing, by the way. You don't even know the basics about Judaism, and what you DO think you know is almost entirely false. Let's see what you've got on that one little, easy point above. Will you disavow it, delete and ignore it as you've done with others, or will you claim you meant something else? Or will you just retract it, as you SHOULD do, since it is inarguably false and slanderous? You have no chance at all of PROVING it.