I have become a Christian

[daedalus 2.0]

I am no longer an atheist. I don't have a god belief, but I don't KNOW with absolute certainty that a god does or doesn't exist and since that is the definition (apparently), I can no longer say I am an atheist.

Also, since Science is too confusing and religion is so much easier, I have jettisoned Thinking for Faith.

I have become a Xian. Marcion is my savior. I realize that he is the only person who recognized truth in Jesus because of the Satan worshippers who have tried to convince me of the "other" bible. I realize now, how devious Satan is because of these so-called Christians who would deny Marcion.

While I don't believe in a god, I believe that Marcion (PBUH)is right and that Jesus was the savior of the world against the evil God Xenu.

I hope all atheists and theists will(PBUH) follow me and join in this cause: to rid the world of heretics that follow any bible that doesn't adhere to Marcion's vision.

We can create a new world order in Jesus's image. I suggest we all carry gourds to symbolize our dedication to Him who is He that is Him.

No need to congratulate me(PBUH). I am just announcing(PBUH) my new Life(PBUH) in Jesus(PBUH) and(PBUH) rejection of all that is Evil(PBUH).