Where does God take a dump?

[WafflesFTW]

Where does God take a dump? Man was created in his image so.... where does he release his bodily fluids?

[Goat]

Where does God take a dump? Man was created in his image so.... where does he release his bodily fluids?

Since, God, according to the Jewish faith , is spirit, man was made in the spiritual image of God.

Hum. Seeing the spirit of a number of people on these boards , and thinking they are made in the image of God really puts a cramp in the image of God. Of course, I feel it is the knowledge of Good and Evil, and striving to do better myself.

[Cathar1950]

Where does God take a dump? Man was created in his image so.... where does he release his bodily fluids?

I don't even want to know where you do.

I God needed to do the job I figure He would have a special place out side the camp I would suppose, maybe one next to His bedroom in case he has to go in the middle of the night while he is sleeping. Maybe an outside john, nature and all.

[Jose]

Where does God take a dump? Man was created in his image so.... where does he release his bodily fluids?

I grew up thinking that's what rain was. I eventually learned that it was just ordinary weather, and had a simple, naturalistic explanation rather than a supernatural one.

But...is there an actual topic for debate here?

[Skeptic]

I suppose he would have a special second royal throne for doing the duty.

That is assuming that God would do normal human things such as eat and drink and then need to pass the waste. Seeing as nobody believes that God is an actual physical being, eating and drinking would thus be impossible. Unless he consumes spirits. (yeah that was a weak pun) But then God would bedrunk all the time. I wonder how a heavenly martini would taste?

[Cathar1950]

Where does God take a dump? Man was created in his image so.... where does he release his bodily fluids?

I grew up thinking that's what rain was. I eventually learned that it was just ordinary weather, and had a simple, naturalistic explanation rather than a supernatural one.

But...is there an actual topic for debate here?

I thought the rain was God crying because of something you did Jose.

[pwsoldier]

It has been scientifically proven that God has several personal toilets located in random parts of Wisconin and Southern California, respectively.

[Confused]

I am really unsure which subforum would be appropriate for this thread. But the debating forums aren't appropriate for it and the science forum is most certainly not. So I am moving this to general chat.

[Cathar1950]

When I read the OP my first thought was that that it sounded like a child asking a question.
As a child I might have even ask a similar question and I have had kids ask the same sort of question.
Of course the first almost appropriate answer would be God is spirit and has no need for such things.
Yet we have many examples of God in the OT where he has human or anthropomorphic attributes. After all we are made in His/Her image and that image was most likely human, at least according the the writers of the myth. He walks in the garden in the cool of the day. He has lunch with Abraham and even goes for a walk with him. Jacob wrestled with him.
Moses wanted to see God's face and He shows him his butt. So the myths suggest he has a butt and I assume it must have a purpose other then fill out His big blue jeans , probably Levi's naturally.
So it really isn't a stupid question, even if it does seem rather childish, because it asks a curious question.
God smells the burned offering so he must have a nose. Of course there are those that see Jesus in the OT as Yahweh and Jesus went to the privy, in what we can only imagine. in a Kosher way like all other Jews or Galileans of his time. But the Hebrew ideas of God evolved where He becomes spirit and is no longer seem, at least by the living but once and then they would die of course.
I guess we can't help but envision God I many ways.

[Confused]

When I read the OP my first thought was that that it sounded like a child asking a question.
As a child I might have even ask a similar question and I have had kids ask the same sort of question.
Of course the first almost appropriate answer would be God is spirit and has no need for such things.
Yet we have many examples of God in the OT where he has human or anthropomorphic attributes. After all we are made in His/Her image and that image was most likely human, at least according the the writers of the myth. He walks in the garden in the cool of the day. He has lunch with Abraham and even goes for a walk with him. Jacob wrestled with him.
Moses wanted to see God's face and He shows him his butt. So the myths suggest he has a butt and I assume it must have a purpose other then fill out His big blue jeans , probably Levi's naturally.
So it really isn't a stupid question, even if it does seem rather childish, because it asks a curious question.
God smells the burned offering so he must have a nose. Of course there are those that see Jesus in the OT as Yahweh and Jesus went to the privy, in what we can only imagine. in a Kosher way like all other Jews or Galileans of his time. But the Hebrew ideas of God evolved where He becomes spirit and is no longer seem, at least by the living but once and then they would die of course.
I guess we can't help but envision God I many ways.

LOL, only you Cathar, only you!!!