I have found God !!!
And this is how you can reach him.
I managed to find God on a Swiss bank account, the only thing you have to do is to send a suitable amount of money to this account, and God will accept you.
Note: God does not like US Dollars, because of the low value (monopoly money e calls it), So he would prefer € (Thats Euros for you Americans) or ¥ (Yen).
ISBN 12 32 SW
Account: 323 9900 2123 996
BAR CODE 69
I have found God
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And I thought he was dead.
Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John
