The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Speaking English is hazardous to your health
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Speaking English is hazardous to your health
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Re: Speaking English is hazardous to your health
Post #2[Replying to post 1 by puddleglum]
If you take a look at this chart you can plainly see that the real cause of heart attacks is living in a country with an unpronounceable name and/or nobody being able to point to it on a map. Or being too damn wide.
If you take a look at this chart you can plainly see that the real cause of heart attacks is living in a country with an unpronounceable name and/or nobody being able to point to it on a map. Or being too damn wide.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
