Dragons are real
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Ancient of Years
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Dragons are real
Post #1To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
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The Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Beast Division, has proposed additional, dragon-specific O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. -level challenges for Hogwart's students in response. There is hope that graduating better-prepared witches and wizards to work in the Dragon Research and Restraint bureau will take the load off of Obliviator Headquarters and the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee, who will be on the front lines when the dragon population outgrows its current controls.
The Magical Community, who must sit by helplessly as Muggles chug tons of CO2 into the biosphere (for lack of magic), is considering modifications to the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy in hopes of allaying an explosion of dragon populations around the world. The International Federation of Wizards has been meeting with Muggle world leaders (to little effect) for the past two decades, trying to warn the Muggles -- without terrifying them needlessly -- of the OTHER consequences of global warming.
Dragons. And some think chizpurfles, already a pest for wandmakers, will mutate again in warmer temperatures and become resistant to the latest charms. Chizpurfles don't just plague the Magical, they are very attracted to Muggle electronics, causing sudden failures. This little fact -- and the Federations planned refusal to charm that particular lot -- will be revealed to the Muggle United Nations if all else fails to get their attention.
The Magical Community, who must sit by helplessly as Muggles chug tons of CO2 into the biosphere (for lack of magic), is considering modifications to the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy in hopes of allaying an explosion of dragon populations around the world. The International Federation of Wizards has been meeting with Muggle world leaders (to little effect) for the past two decades, trying to warn the Muggles -- without terrifying them needlessly -- of the OTHER consequences of global warming.
Dragons. And some think chizpurfles, already a pest for wandmakers, will mutate again in warmer temperatures and become resistant to the latest charms. Chizpurfles don't just plague the Magical, they are very attracted to Muggle electronics, causing sudden failures. This little fact -- and the Federations planned refusal to charm that particular lot -- will be revealed to the Muggle United Nations if all else fails to get their attention.
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Ancient of Years
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Oh, don't worry about 'em, they're seriously misunderstood creatures...Although, I have to admit that Horntail is a right nasty piece of work.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
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