Canada has a potential problem

[Goose]

Americans, need a job? Move to Canada



I predict an increased demand in Canada for jobs associated with border control.

My fellow Candians, any input on what we should do about this potential problem?

[Goat]

Americans, need a job? Move to Canada



I predict an increased demand in Canada for jobs associated with border control.

My fellow Candians, any input on what we should do about this potential problem?

By moving to Mexico

[McCulloch]

My fellow Candians, any input on what we should do about this potential problem?

What problem? Our country has for a long time been a refuge for those who need to escape from the Land of the Free.

United Empire Loyalists who remained loyal to the monarchy, in accordance with their consciences and biblical instruction.

We were the end point for many on the underground railway for those seeking but not finding freedom and civil rights in the USA.

Cold war victims of McCarthyism who found their right to free association and speech curtailed.

Vietnam era draft dodgers, who correctly saw the futility and moral wrongness of that war.

Many of our best citizens have escaped from south of the border.

[Goose]

By moving to Mexico

That is certainly an option, if they will let you in. You probably will not have to put up with this...



...down there, that is for sure.

Maybe that would be an effective way to deter the potential for illegal alien problems, show them Canadian winters...

[Goose]

My fellow Candians, any input on what we should do about this potential problem?

What problem? Our country has for a long time been a refuge for those who need to escape from the Land of the Free.

United Empire Loyalists who remained loyal to the monarchy, in accordance with their consciences and biblical instruction.

We were the end point for many on the underground railway for those seeking but not finding freedom and civil rights in the USA.

Cold war victims of McCarthyism who found their right to free association and speech curtailed.

Vietnam era draft dodgers, who correctly saw the futility and moral wrongness of that war.

Many of our best citizens have escaped from south of the border.

Okay, okay. We will only take those that like the Queen, potential communist sympathizers, and draft dodgers. But that is IT!

And I still insist they must remove their white socks first.

[McCulloch]

And I still insist they must remove their white socks first.

Absolutely.


Just don't do it.

[Goose]

Just don't do it.

You said it.


American tourists.

I mean seriously. Canada has an international reputation to maintian...

[JoeyKnothead]

My fellow Candians, any input on what we should do about this potential problem?

What problem? Our country has for a long time been a refuge for those who need to escape from the Land of the Free.

ONE OF THE MOST 'AWESOMEST' STATEMENTS IN THE HICKORY OF THE INTARWEBATUBES!!!!!!!!

As an American I am amusingly insulted. As a patriot I am ashamed.