sort-of religious joke

[cnorman18]

I don't recall that anyone has done this before, but what the hell, there's a first time for everything.

Here is a joke. The connection to the topic of religion is obvious, if tangential.

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A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, Sister, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

The cab driver hesitates, then finally says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But, first, you have to be single; and second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

"Very well," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy and lays a kiss on him that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, Sister, but I've sinned.  I lied and I must confess, I'm married, and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's all right, my son. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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Happy Halloween!

[JoeyKnothead]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

A new keyboard, I expect from you, one.

[Fallibleone]

Mehehehe.

[Pazuzu bin Hanbi]

I actually did LOL at that! Top tier!

[Pazuzu bin Hanbi]

I found this online and, even though I don’t know all the terms, the message stands clear and I did actually laugh out loud!
 

A man was standing off the edge of the Sydney Harbour Bridge about to jump. A passer-by tried to talk him down. He asked: “Well, are you a Christian?�

To this the man answered “Yes.�

He exclaimed: “Great, me too! What kind of Christian are you? Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant?�

The answer was: “Protestant.�

“Me too! What kind of Protestant? Anglican, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, Pentecostal?�

“Pentecostal."

The man grew excited. “Me too! Are you an initial evidence or a third wave Pentecostal?�

“Initial evidence.�

“Oh my goodness, this is fantastic! Me too! What kind of initial evidence? Are you AOG, CRC, COC, CCC?�

“AOG.�

Now he became really excited. “Me too!� he cried in joy. “Are you Pre–millennial, Post–millennial or Amillennial?�

The guy on the bridge said: “Amillennial.�

And with that the passer-by suddenly became very angry, screamed: “Die, heretic!� and pushed him off the bridge.

[ChristianGuy]

I have to admit, the nun thing was pretty funny. The other one was funny too. The sad part is that it is true.