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Everybody likes to laugh, so I thought I'd amuse myself by starting a thread with the purpose of just posting whatever funny things you come across to brighten others' days just a little bit. So feel free to post away. it can be jokes, pictures, funny stories, anything that makes you laugh.

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"Hey why are you highlighting my name and what I say in such 'gay' color as red, are you trying to 'suggest' a wrong gender to me?"
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http://debatingchristianity.com/forum/v ... 222#721222

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Re: Hilarious Response to Ted Cruz

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[Replying to post 495 by Ancient of Years]
Yes, Ancient of Years,
Joey's link in #494 really puts that corporate-welfare-statist Texas crowd of traitors in its place.
GO TO JOEY'S AND CLICK ON LINK!
SPOILER ALERT:
I disagree, however, that it gave itself away that quickly. Sure, the prompt "No" answer was suspicious, but the letter itself acknowledged the improbability of such conciseness--and promptly launched into endless verbiage. I could envisage some low-level staffer building a bureaucratic reputation for himself, a Don Quixote tilting at windmills--and bringing them crashing to the ground.
It only gave itself totally away at the end with the supposed signature of such a high official who would not have dared our whole Republic coming crashing down upon him with the Obama administration OFFICIALLY taking on the BIGGEST (talking) state in the Union. Hilarious!
EDITED TO ADD (TOO LATE I'M AFRAID) (Well it was nice here while it lasted):
Why didn't somebody warn me otseng is from Texas? I had looked him up in our Memberlist, and it does not give his location. How was I to know?
But if I'm in trouble, so is Joey, and everyone knows HE'S not going anywhere!

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Re: Hilarious Response to Ted Cruz

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Ancient of Years wrote:
* Please don't tell me no one remembers Marshall McLuhan.
These days I imagine for many, their memory of McLuhan is limited to clip in Annie Hall where Woody gets to live out the fantasy many of us have had when trapped near a loud mouthed pontificator.

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“What do you think science is? There is nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. So which part of that exactly do you disagree with? Do you disagree with being thorough? Using careful observation? Being systematic? Or using consistent logic?�

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Re: Daily laugh

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JoeyKnothead wrote:
cnorman18 wrote:What's the difference between a beer and a booger?

You put a beer on TOP of the bar....
You drink one, and eat the other :)
I'm sure you do Joey. I'm sure you do.
Reminds me of the answer to the question, "What's the difference between meat and fish?.
If you beat your fish, it dies.

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Re: Daily laugh

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[Replying to post 501 by Danmark]

I wouldn't tease Joey.
I hear he is 'strong like bull' and 'smart like tractor'!

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Clownboat wrote: [Replying to post 501 by Danmark]

I wouldn't tease Joey.
I hear he is 'strong like bull' and 'smart like tractor'!

:tongue:
Joey will probably agree. :D

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Naw, I'm more "strong like odor, smart like rock".


But I know I'm handsome. Been told I look like Brad Pitt's dog.
I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't.
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JoeyKnothead wrote: But I know I'm handsome. Been told I look like Brad Pitt's dog.
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To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.

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Dropship wrote: Question for debate-Why is this website called 'Debating Christianity and Religion'?
Because "Debating Stupid People" wouldn't have been civil.

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